Saturday, November 19, 2011

A Note

To the driver of the red Dodge Durango at McDonalds this morning, thanks dickhead.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have known one person could take so long at the drive-through by placing an order for everything on the menu. Also, your time management skills seem to need a little tweaking. See, you should be placing your order for everyone on the planet while you are talking to them on your cell phone instead of taking notes before placing said order. And with incoming traffic coming in just fast enough to preclude me from backing up and going around your sorry ass just makes it that much more galling.

That you did this at 1025, right before the cut-off for breakfast tells me you are a procrastinator of the highest order.

So next time asshole, get the list together before you drag your sorry ass down to the drive-through. Or if that is too much to ask, walk your happy ass into the restaurant.

/Rant off\

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