Talk About a Crappy Day...

Saw this on my hometown rag's website this morning and couldn't pass it up.

There are soooo many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin. I guess, when you're caught in the middle of ripping someone off, first you say it, then you do it. But then again, it was a crappy day for all involved.

I wonder, when she was first pulled over, if he didn't ask "I smell something," to which she replied, "You ought to, you've done scared the crap outta me."

Getting off the phone with my folks, I guess her picture was all over the front page of the paper tonight. No escaping this now....